Lessons Learned Today

I was told today I need some new poses. Lol, I’ll see what I can come up with.

Today’s run sucked.

4 Miles in 32:45 [8:11 per mile]

8:20
8:28
7:54
8:02

Thoughts on the run

1. OH MY GOSH IT’S HOT
2. This wind better stop or I’m going to die
3. I hope people don’t think the black spandex under these spandex is my underwear because it’s not.
4. I don’t want to be fast today. This wind sucks.
5. I cannot wait for new shoes. These have seen their day.
6. I really love my new RoadID, it’s perfect Sam size.
7. I wish things didn’t keep getting in my eye.
8. Where is the shade? I’m melting.
9. I’m turning around and going to run somewhere else.
10. Okay this route did not help. But that old lady was cute and smelled nice.
11. If I could smell her perfume could she smell my stench? Oh I’m so sorry ma’am.
12. I wish someone had sprinklers on, it’s hot.
13. What if I went up to someone’s house begging for a drink of water?
14. That would be weird.
15. No more running later than 8am. That will be rough.
16. Okay I can’t do 5 miles, I feel like I’m going to pass out if I continue.
17. Maybe I’ll go back and get a drink then continue.
18. Nope, it’s not happening, I’m too sore and tired.
19. Lessons learned today.

So basically I learned I have to get up extremely early to get a run in so I don’t die. Then I need to hydrate all day everyday so I also don’t die.

And maybe try to smell a bit better when passing older women who smell nice. I could’ve killed her with my stench and that would be bad.

Q: Do you ever think about the lives of others? I did this today with the woman. She was out walking and I just started imagining her life hah. It’s like people watching, but while running.

Q: Do you own crazy spandex?